The flower works every time. Every time.
Except that time.
Oh friend, I believe you ruined it when you started talking.
Well, I don’t suppose you could do better?
#when did i start taking tips from merlin? When you started getting rejected. Even I think I have my own personal charm, thank you very much. Arthur finds it quite appealing.

You know what I find difficult?
When you’re always right. Always. And no one ever believes you. For example:
“Arthur, she’s a troll.”

“No really, she is a troll!”

“…”

And then days later!

Oh really Arthur, really?


The flower works every time. Every time.
Except that time.

Oh friend, I believe you ruined it when you started talking.
Today was a day where history was made. I successfully dodged five items thrown at me by Arthur throughout the day. And Arthur himself broke his all time record of throwing more than seven personal items in a day. Truly, a historic moment in Camelot.
Excuse me while I go deliver breakfast won’t you? It shouldn’t take long. Well really nothing should take long but when you’re dealing with Arthur…
I am proud to say that I made this myself on this thing called Photoshop. Of course I could do it much faster by using magic but sometimes it’s nice to feel rewarded after spending time and putting in a lot of effort and hard work on something you could have easily done with your mind.
I take it all back, next time I’ll use magic.





